Humor Articles

You might be down at the mall or Ice Skating and you find yourself getting hungry. You could immediately go to a local fried chicken or hamburger franchise. There you will find amyriad of ways to "Waste your money".

They were just the okay kind of a man according to modern ways, and in fact, all of them were like this. The good men – the romantic cavemen - were usually eaten by predators, and to this day, when a fossil is found of such a man, usually a prehistoric flower can also be found right next to him. Scientists figure stargazing at the moment of impact from the fangs of a large animal was the most common way of death for these sensitive characters.

" This concept is called "in fun." If you want your audience to laugh, they must be in fun. You, the speaker, must be in fun.

Whether it's the Dark Lord or some of his evil little Dominions causing a ruckus, its the company not so much the place. Hell has fantastic scenery of glowing red that bounces off the ever flowing lake of fire that literally lights up the Hell-sky! This continuous flowing lake sends off the slightest roar of delicate thundering into the air. Its a truly tranquil sound as it snakes its way throughout the hills and valleys of the Netherworld! As the Flames lick the everlasting fiery night sky with snaps of joy, the air warms and becomes quite warm and pleasant.

But record them, it has. And in some strange and inexplicable moments does this house convey fragments of the past to the inhabitants, in what eventually turns out to be something bizarre… “Grandpa, there is no way you can get me to sleep with another of your ghost stories… I am not really scared of them anymore. And its not like you could scare anyone to sleep anyway.

Failing that, consult the "Diva of Drudgery"* (who usually has all the quick and dirty answers to the western world's most innocuous conundrums!) Sadly, my days as a professional cherry-picker in Peach Bottom, Virginia are over ...